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Judy dolls… Seriously!?

Originally posted on 10/8/05

So apparently there was some dude in the hospital last week because he had swallowed ten Judy doll heads. Okay. Let me tell you something. In all my 14 years of owning the bar across the street from Seattle Grace, I've never heard anything as crazy as that! You ever see one of those cute little Judy dolls? I think my niece, Samantha, has Chinese New Year Judy and Pretty Pop Princess Judy. Don't ask. Anyways. Next time I see her playing with them, I'm telling you, it's just not gonna be the same.

Alex came in and told me the whole horrific Judy doll story. I think he got a kick out of it. And speaking of Alex, something's going on with that kid. I mean, tonight he actually paid for his drinks. This is Alex I'm talking about here. You know -- evilspawn, rat boy, Judy doll dismembering Alex. He's my boy and everything, but the kid has a running tab at my bar that currently totals $930.67. He doesn't pay for his drinks. Something is up. I'm sure I'll find out what it is soon enough.

Alright I gotta go and order some more tequila. Lately, the interns have been going through that stuff like water. Until next time...

Comments

Krissy

Joe is the greatest.....cheers to having a great blog!

Mary

Alex lost his mojo and even though I normaly hate him for the evil spawn he is, he's kinda creepy without it.

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