Attention Locals!!
Okay, if you happen to be in the area, get your ass over to The Emerald City Bar THIS INSTANT and help celebrate the marriage of George O’Malley and Calliope Iphegenia Torres! You heard correctly, folks – George and Callie! They ran off to Vegas and got hitched! So, come on down – Drinks are on me!
I can’t really write for too long, because half the hospital is here. As you can imagine, I’m a busy man. Right now, Callie has taken control of the jukebox and George looks like he’s about to cut a rug right on top of the bar! It’s pretty insane. Cuh-raziness…
Izzie is here too. She keeps asking me about my opinion of “The O’Malley’s.” I keep telling her how great I think George and Callie are together. Izzie, however, is still on the fence. I agree, the marriage did happen really, really fast. One moment, George was a sex machine that Callie was avoiding and the next moment – well, Callie O’Malley?! Seriously?! Man, even when I type it, I can’t help but chuckle.
I admit, I’m a little worried about the whole shotgun Vegas wedding thing. But, like I’ve said before, I’m a glass-half-full kinda guy, so I’m hopeful about this couple making their marriage last. I like these two together. They totally complement each other.
Oh man. Okay. Somebody brought a cowboy hat to the bar and just placed it on George’s head. Now, George is doing this little shimmy and this – totally awkward, yet highly endearing – shake while straddling a bar stool. Go George!! You should see the look on Callie’s face. She’s laughing hysterically…
…Sorry, where was I??
Alex just walked in. He’s alone. Hmmmm. I should ask him where Addison is. Why would I ask him about Addison, you ask? Oh, I didn’t tell you guys about a certain monumental event that I recently witnessed at the bar… That would be the Alex and Addison full-blown, no holds barred, kiss of the century!
Man that kiss was intense! I was a little shocked. It seemed to last for hours – okay, only seconds, but still – it was pretty hot. I don’t think these two are an item (yet). So far, Addison is nowhere to be seen. Maybe she’ll come by a little later, who knows…
Alex seems to have a little habit of kissing beautiful women in my bar. I mean, first it was Izzie (remember that, way back when) and now it’s Addison. If you want my opinion, I’d take the Alex-Izzie lip-lock over the Alex-Addison spit-swap any day… But, that’s just me… Don’t get me wrong, I love Addison. I just don’t know how I feel about her with Alex. Let me simmer on that one…
Anyways, Derek and Meredith stopped by for a brief moment a little bit ago. They only had one drink each. Said they were both there to show some support for George but had to get home because it had been “one of those days.”
Honestly? Meredith looked a little troubled. I’m sure it had something to do with her mom’s presence at the hospital today. According to Nurse Debbie, Ellis Grey was there the entire day. And, she was lucid. What did Meredith and her mother talk about? From the look on Meredith’s face, it couldn’t have been anything pleasant. The girl looked kinda devastated…
You know, I wonder if The Emerald City Bar will play host to another pending wedding reception. I’m talking about Burktina. Yeah, apparently those two are engaged. Burke popped the question the same night George asked Callie. But, I hear the engagement is under advisement. Of course it is!
I, for one, can’t really see Cristina trading in her pretty blue scrubs for a nice, white, shiny wedding dress. I mean, seriously, folks. I just don’t know about that one. First and foremost, Cristina sees herself as a surgeon, not a wife. And, something tells me that Preston Burke wants exactly that… A wife.
I should sign off now. Callie is calling me to come over and get a slow song playing on the jukebox. Aw, she wants to slow dance with her husband! It’s pretty adorable. I gotta go! If you don’t have any plans tonight, feel free to stop on by!!
Until next time…
- Joe the Bartender
