Creepy Times

Okay, where to begin…  With the serial killer that’s apparently checked in (and, more recently, out of) the hospital?  With the fighting B.F.F.’s?  The engagement ring that Nurse Debbie SWEARS she saw Derek carrying down the hall?  Izzie Stevens talking to herself?  Mark Sloan breaking himself?  Ah, so much crazy, so little time…

The whole Jeffrey-Dahmer-is-at-Seattle-Grace thing really freaked me out when I heard about it the other day.  And, if it scared the crap out of me, then I can only IMAGINE what it did to the doctors over there.  The whole idea was just creepy.  I mean, he’s a DEATH ROW PRISONER, people.  The dude obviously didn’t just run a few traffic signals and refuse to pay the fines..  He must’ve done something really, really bad…

I heard that Meredith was actually this whack job’s primary doctor, too.  Knowing Mer, she probably formed some super dark-and-twisty friendship with the guy and ended up kinda liking him.  It wouldn’t surprise me, but I’m sure it’d piss off Derek…

I know that Derek’s dad was murdered a while back (he told me this a few months ago, in between one-too-many glasses of scotch).  I’m not really sure if they ever caught the guy that did it (I didn’t want to ask too many questions).  But, ever since, it’s clear that Derek doesn’t have a lot of patience nor tolerance for murderers and criminals… 

I just hope Mer-Der are able to separate the personal from the professional when treating this dude at SGH, so that Derek can get on with his… PROPOSAL!!!!

That’s right, folks.  Derek plans to propose to Meredith.  I actually JUST heard the news (thank you, Twitter and Nurse Debbie).  Apparently, Deb saw Derek walking around with a RING earlier today.  Yes, a shiny, sparkly, diamond ring that only a world-class neurosurgeon like Derek Shepherd could afford.  Okay, I actually don’t know if it’s expensive, or what it looks like, or where Derek got it, but Nurse Debbie assured me that IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

Now, not to be a Debbie Downer, but… I am CONCERNED.  Yes, I know we should all be reveling in this joyous, monumental news, but I can’t help but feel just a tad bit nervous about the whole thing.  First of all, Meredith and Cristina are STILL not talking, as far as I know.  Does anybody else see the problem there?  Who the hell is Mer gonna freak out to when Derek decides to drop down on one knee and do the deed? 

Mer better not think that she’ll just come on over this way and order 17 tequila shots (that is her current record).  No way.  I won’t allow it.  I’ve seen this scene quite a few times already and I don’t care to see it again…  Mer and Cristina need to patch things up, pronto.  They need each other.  Now, more than ever…

Speaking of people needing people – what the hell is going on with Izzie Stevens?  Girlfriend needs SOMEBODY to give her a quick slap across the face and make her stop talking to herself.  Alex, George, Nurse Debbie, Intern Steve – they’ve all confessed to me about Iz having full-on conversations with herself all around the hospital.  Creepy!  What is going on?  Is it stress?  Exhaustion?  One too many trips to the dermatology wing?  I know you just turned a year older, Iz, but you’re still quite young to be suffering from dementia.  I tell ya, SOMETHING IS UP…

I will, however, tell you what is NOT up…  SLOAN!  Sorry, I couldn’t resist.  Hey, these transitions just write themselves, folks… 

Yes, Sloan is most definitely DOWN for the count.  Evidently, crazy-self-appendectomy-intern Sadie rode him and broke him.  Now, for the record, I wasn’t surprised Mark broke his penis (that, my friends, was just a matter of time).  I was, however, quite intrigued that it was SADIE who did the breaking.  After all this time, I thought it was LEXIE who was in the relationship with McSteamy.

But, Intern Steve – who is in the bar right now, eating all the bar nuts as usual – assures me it was SADIE who made Mark suffer through the entire day.  Hey, I didn’t even know Sadie was into dudes.  I thought it was all about Sadie and Callie.  Man, I guess I was wrong.  Is it a full moon tonight?  Because I feel totally off my game…

Something tells me I haven’t heard the whole story here.  I’ll just wait until Lexie shows up a little later to find out the truth.  She’s not a very good liar…

Until next time…

- Joe the Bartender

Comments

[HuntFan]

hey Joe ... where Owen?

[ginger]

whew - i was beginning to think the bar had burned down or something.... glad to have to back and blogging!

[M]

Supposedly Callie and Sadie are the only ones that know about Mark and Lexie. Interesting to hear that you suspected them. Who did you hear it from? ;)

[isaSuperstar]

Hey Joe,

Your bar must be so busy with all this serial killer/fighting BFFs/ engagement ring/Izzie Stevens talking to herself/ Mark Sloan breaking himself...

I guess Twitter is helping you a lot to be updated with all the drama.

I don't comment often, but do know that I read all your posts.

(Bravo to the writers, you guys are doing a great job with these blogs. Thank you for keeping the fans busy between 2 episodes :)

[Tin]

Hey Joe,

Thanks for the tidbits. I'm really concerned about Cristina. Without Mer and a boyfriend, she doesn't seem to have anyone. Or does she?

[afvet]

can you identify the classical piano piece PLEASE (Yang-Hunt scenes 5 Feb episode)?
THANK YOU!!